ludicrouspeed:

I ordered a pizza and asked them to tell me I’m pretty

I had to do this the other day at pizza hut.. They asked for a picture of a cat.. I didn’t even know you could do that
iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

vvhiteheaven:

my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet

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have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

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